JUST For LaUGHS

akpors
My dear Ghanaians Its church, not ‘Chech’. Pastor, not ‘pastar’. Doctor, not ‘Dactar’. My fellow Nigerians Its bath, not ‘baff’. Our currency is called Naira, not ‘narrah’. My dear Edo people Its argument, not ‘ajument’. My dear Yorubas Its Air, not ‘hair’. Eight, not ‘hate’....
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Mature minds Needed Here!!!

house help
A married man got home from work feeling horny, and decided to have sex with his wife, but she says she is not in the mood… The man decided to force himself on her to his pleasure, early the next morning the wife reported her husband to the police for Rape. So now the question is, did...
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Please think well before commenting.

baby-towel falling
For instance you got married and God bless you with akid ,so 1 day your husband and his friends decided to hold a meeting in the parlor and you and your baby went to the bathroom through the parlour,on your way back in the mist of the meeting...
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My House Girl Is Tempting Me… What Should I Do?

house help
Please fans of Babasuwe, I need your help. I will simply go straight to the point, as I would not want to give very explicit details about myself. This is for some obvious reasons. My wife is very sharp, I mean, she is such an...
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RIDICULOUS QUOTES FROM OUR LEADERS

“People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third”- President Jonathan (2014) “You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you’re stupid.”- Alao Akala to Punch Rep “How will...
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PHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LOVERS

Girl: Hi sweety! Boy: Hi Angel where are you? Girl: Just home watching movies. Boy: Let me come and chill with you. Girl: Brilliant idea! By the way sweety please bring me take away and a big coke. Boy: Junk food, big coke? Angel that...
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The Pastor and the Demon

A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, “In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! The demon in the man said, “I want him to win the...
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Why you shouldn’t watch football with your girlfriend

togo girl
Hmmmm…WOMEN! Watching Football with girls can be very stressful…Imagine this: Girl : Austin, who’s that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Boy: Chris gini No na, that’s Theo Walcott!! Girl: Hey! What’s that yellow card for? Boy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the...
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AKPOS GIVING TESTIMONY

akpors
I fell in love wit a girl called Amanda, but don’t ave d guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called “Baba wey sabi”. All he demanded from me was 1 month BIS money which I paid& he gave me a...
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Akpors and the Doctor

akpors
A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is N10,000, if we cannot treat you, we will pay you N20,000. Wanting to collect N20,000, Akpors came to the doctor and said: “I can’t feel any taste”. The doc asked a nurse to give him...
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